Fire Will Shoot Out From Your Buttholes – Crazy Pastor Tells Gays
A notoriously crazy anti-LGBT pastor in New York has dubbed himself the ‘Sodomite slayer’, and claimed that God will make fire shoot out of gay men’s bums.
Pastor James David Manning of New York’s soon-to-be-defunct ATLAH Worldwide Missionary Church made the claim in an online sermon.
The religious preacher warned gay people that he has a prophecy from God… and they might not like it.
He warned: “This is the word of the Lord! This is the prophecy of the almighty God! This is the Lord’s word!
“If you are a sodomite, God’s going to have a flame coming out of your butthole!”
He added: “You ain’t seen nothing yet until you seen a flaming butthole. Thus sayeth the Lord almighty to every sodomite and every sodomite sympathiser.”
He continued: “The next time you get poked in the butt, a flame, when that man pulls that penis out of you, a flame will shoot out of you!
“You think AIDS was bad? You ain’t seen nothing yet! Thus sayeth the lord! I’m the lord’s servant! I’m the sodomite slayer!”
“Tell these faggots, either they get outta town or flame and fire gonna come out of their butthole.
“And anybody that sympathizes with them, they gonna have a flame shooting out of their vagina.” He concluded.
It’s definitely not the first time that Pastor Manning has made a surreal claim.
The pastor famously claimed that coffee chain Starbucks makes lattes with the ‘semen of sodomites’.
Manning insists he has “proof”, claiming: “What Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes.
“It’s the absolute truth. They’re using male semen, and putting it into the blends of coffees that they sell.
“My suspicion is that they’re getting their semen from sodomites. Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.”
It’s just one of his many conspiracy theories… most of which seem to revolve around gay sex.
According to Manning, five of the justices of the US Supreme Court only voted in favour of same-sex marriage because the justices were “blackmailed” by their secret gay lovers.
He has repeatedly insisted that Barack Obama is a homosexual, predicting that Vladimir Putin would Barack Obama as a gay man.
This preacher has had a weird fascination with gay male sex for as long as I can remember. He has railed against it for years. His salacious rants and pension for nuanced and detailed description of the “nasty” makes me suspect that his fascination goes well beyond disdain and derision. Is it a case of “Methinks the lady doth protest too much”? There is more to this than meets the eye.
I am sure.
He’s just like a noisy can on the newly wed couple’s car. Mere distraction of no importance. Laugh him off.
He’s just like a noisy can on the newly wed couple’s car. Mere distraction of no importance. Laugh him off.
Why won’t people leave this man alone? He needs his rest. His psychiatrists — he’s had one for each day of the week since forever and a day — have implored folks to ignore him. But like with so many mentally deranged circus clowns, getting attention any way he can is paramount. It’s one reason he wears minister’s clothing — flowing colorful gowns with a Roman collar, like many Catholic priests. And he’s driven around in a 1955 fire-engine red hearse, one configured into a convertible, all the while lounging in the backseat eating grapes like the ancient Roman emperor Nero was fond of doing on one of his palace daybeds. As to his bat-shyte kooky musings on homosexuality, he’s only fronting (so to say). It’s only a matter of time before he gets married to Michael Jackson’s ghost… (satire)
Hahahahahah!
isnt this the same PASTOR that lost his building for not paying BILLS …….maybe he should learn to balance a checkbook FIRST and get back to the gays later…………
WHAT A WACK JOB ! and please let him know that AIDS affects more than GAYS! ….
Yes am sure!